JJ Clarke: Central Cee, D.O.D., NewEra – who are these people? I’m 33 but this year’s Longitude line-up makes me feel old

Doja Cat, the one act I kind of recognised, is headlining this year's Longitude. Photo: AP

JJ Clarke

Not recognising any of the Longitude line-up is like spotting the first grey hair – you don’t want to admit it, but you are getting older.

No one likes getting old and no one likes not being in the know, but time waits for no one.